Wife-tracker, Saudi-style

As Saudiwoman notes, you can run, but you can never hide when it comes to gender-based tracking in (and out of) Saudi Arabia:

I am currently on a family vacation in Italy but I had to post what the Ministry of Foreign Affairs sent my husband. Apparently they have a new service where they send the male guardian a text every time a “dependent” leaves the country. They don’t state which country the dependent left for but simply state that they did leave.

My husband tells me he got the same text when I left for Germany. I am an adult woman that has been earning my own income for over a decade now but according to the Saudi government, I am a dependent till the day I die because of my gender. [Source]

It is interesting that the tracking text does not detail the destination country – it would be too optimistic to imagine that it is concealed in the name of privacy.

No doubt coming soon: the Google App Wife Tracker: a dastardly fusion of Google Street Maps meets patriarchal yearnings to seek, control and curtail the freedom of every woman over the age of 18.

Facebook Privacy Shenanigans

A little heads-up:

As of today, there is a new FB privacy setting called “Instant Personalization” that shares data with non-Facebook websites and it is automatically set to “Allow.”

Go to Account > Privacy Settings > Applications and Websites > What your Friends can share about you> Edit Settings, and uncheck all the options.

BTW if your friends don’t do this, they will be sharing information about you.

Thank heavens for vigilant status updates…

The League Against Facebook

…has now admitted Pakistan into its midst, after a Facebook group called for members to ‘Draw Mohammed’.

Pakistan now joins Syria, China, Vietnam and Iran – albeit temporarily.

The group, Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!, calls on its 43,000 supporters to draw the Prophet today.

The ban, issued by the Pakistan Telecommunications Authority, will last until 31 May.

However, a number of Islamic lawyers have indicated the group as sound reasoning for a comprehensive suspension.

Ironically, the group’s objective resides in free speech – though it seems to have broached the fine line between freedom and offense:

[The group] hurt us very badly, very seriously. They should have regard for sentiments of Muslims, and they should not repeat such displays. They should know that if they are going to do such activities, certainly their business will suffer. [Source]

(As an aside, when I tried to find the Facebook page it returned no results, save for a group requesting its removal – Facebook admin possibly beaten Pakistan at its own game of censorship?)

On a lighter level, Tweet theories are already running rife that it is the United States behind the blackout, as “They want to track Osama. If there’s no recent activity on his profile, they know he’s in Pakistan.”

Yup. Osama must be beating his cave walls in frustration as his Farmville plot descends into chaos and his Fishville inhabitants go belly-up.

First Arabic Domains Launched

The times, and domains, are a-changing:

Arab nations are leading a “historic” charge to make the world wide web live up to its name.

Net regulator Icann has switched on a system that allows full web addresses that contain no Latin characters.

Egypt, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates are the first countries to have so-called “country codes” written in Arabic scripts.

“All three are Arabic script domains, and will enable domain names written fully right-to-left,” said Kim Davies of Icann in a blog post.

One of the first websites with a full Arabic address is the Egyptian Ministry of Communications. [Read on...]

How utterly, fabulously marvellous.

And overdue.

Twitterfied

I have pondered.

I have mused.

I have ruminated.

And I have furrowed my brow beyond the powers of botox.

I have been Twitterized.

Is Google Possessed?

First a disclosure: it is quite possible that the problem is confined to my computer, given that it just crashed, but…

…since this morning I haven’t been able to follow up any Google search results, with all entries leading to a Shopping [sic.] ‘starsearcher’ page of the variety that spam usually creeps from.

No Google? Huh? Books? Nooooo… that’s as bad as returning to handwriting.

Postscript: Hurrah! Not any more.

From Little Z3eds Grow Mighty Oaks

It’s not very often that I start a post with the oft-used phrase “On this day…”, but this Monday morning shall be an exception.

On this day in 1941 a subtle evolution began its course that wound its way through the decades to enable us to be where we are at this moment.

Thanks to the German engineer, Konrad Zuse, his brainchild became the world’s first functional program-controlled Turing-complete computer, and while his first commercial computer, the Z4, was not leased until 1950, it can be ventured that the Z3 started a technological revolution.

Furnished with 2,000 relays, a clock frequency of ~5-10 Hz, and a word length of 22 bits, the Z3 made its debut on 12 May, 1941, at the Deutsche Versuchsanstalt für Luftfahrt (the German Laboratory for Aviation).

Although the original Z3 met its demise but three years later during an Allied bombardment of Berlin, in the 1960s a replica was constructed by Zuse KG and remains on permanent display at the Deutsches Museum.

Admittedly, this is probably not the most nifty of post subjects, but still – if it had not been for Zuse and his break through, who knows where the blogosphere would now be? 

The Winner Takes It All…

…unless they are from the Middle East region, in which case their entry towards the Eighth Annual Weblog Awards has been slightly curtailed as the category of ‘Best African or Middle Eastern Blog’ has been replaced by ‘Best African Blog’.

The removal of an entire region is  further confounding when one reviews the remaining geographical entrants – in addition to the aforementioned Africa, accompanying categories include Asia, Australia/New Zealand, Europe, Latin America, Canada, and America.

When placed alongside the recent publication by The Observer of The World’s 50 Most Powerful Blogs, the conspicuous absence of Middle Eastern bloggers is acridly tangible.

Earlier this morning, while reading Michael Keren’s 2006 publication, Blogosphere: The New Political Arena, I found myself expostulating quite rabidly at the tedious nature of a number of blogs that dominate the global blogosphere.

As I traced the parallels between the entries of one cyber-celebrity and that of Dostoevsky’s Underground Man, I found my eyes glazing over and my ire rising at the absence of Middle Eastern blogs from global awareness.

Devoid of wit, passion, and sagacity, the day-to-day meanderings served more as a neighbourhood watch log, rather than the belly-laugh inducing accounts by writers such as Rambling Hal.

The cyber-feats achieved on a daily basis by blogs such as The Black Iris, Angry Arab, Tololy’s Box, and Sasa - to name but a very few – in informing those that reside both within and out of the region on the developments and injustices that the media all too often succeeds in masquerading should be celebrated.

I wouldn’t quite say I am addicted, but certainly my day would not be complete without a morning passed perusing these sites.

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Starting with Roba and Dave, my journey through the Middle Eastern blogosphere has grown longer and more entrenched in my daily routine, and I have yet to find blogs that encompass such a diversity of issues - from the personal to the political – within such a visually and linguistically appealing manner.

Blogs such as Moeys and The Black Iris make me sigh at their luscious design; Kinzi never fails to provide a profound experience; Sasa’s and Qwaider‘s are educating; while Hani, Dave, and Hal consistently provide a pick-up on those dark winter mornings.

The rise and rise of iToot, the Arab blog network, provides a veritable orchard of engrossing blogs that make it all the more difficult to accept the relative global apathy towards Middle Eastern blogs.

As the media devours stories on the conflicts afflicting the region, it is all the more crucial that such blogs are not side-lined by international award bodies such as the Bloggies.

The blogosphere has revolutionised the way we see the world and the way countries and individuals can be portrayed.

Indubitably, many retain a degree of bias, but equally there are an innumerable number who provide a glimpse of reality and provide the reader with an insight into the hardships, joys, traditions, and views of a highly misunderstood and cultured region.

Of course, there is no impediment to the submission of regional blogs towards the remaining categories:

  • Best African Weblog
  • Best Art or Craft Weblog
  • Best Fashion Weblog
  • Best Gossip Weblog
  • Best Web Application for Weblogs
  • Best Photography of a Weblog
  • Best Food Blog
  • Best Weblog About Music
  • Best Entertainment Weblog
  • Best Sports Weblog
  • Best Weblog About Politics
  • Best Computer or Technology Weblog
  • Best Topical Weblog
  • Best GLBT Weblog
  • Best Teen Weblog
  • Most Humourous Weblog
  • Best-Kept Secret Weblog

  • And so the list goes on with a plethora of categories.

    Unfortunately, the competition for 2008 has already ended, with some already much-loved entrants scooping up prizes, including Dooce, Confessions of a Pioneer Woman, and Overheard in New York.

    But looking to 2009, is it possible some of the highly-talented bloggers from the Middle East region could feature?

    As readers nominate their favourite blogs towards the awards, is there a chance that the Middle East category could make a come back by popular demand? I certainly hope so.

    Here Be Google Giants

    The creator of the World Wide Web, Sir Tim Berners-Lee, recently created a map to demonstrate the growth of the Internet:

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    It seems slightly barren, but the Lord of the Rings feel is quite marvellous.

    21st Century Luddites

    The past fortnight I have been an utter pest to anyone with ears.

    The reason is quite simple, yet crushingly frustrating.

    Earlier this year I discovered the external floppy disk drive: a cure to all my woes of lost work and a portal back to a veritable treasure trove of lecture notes.

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    Positively shivering with the excitement of finally finishing my current paper, I pootled off to the sprawling hub of technical gadgetry: PC World.

    Alas, despite snuffling like a piglet on an Monferrato truffle farm, I found nothing.

    Thinking they must have sold out of such a necessary item, I quickly stalked the man drifting through the aisles in a lilac shirt, clutching a clipboard and with a curious balloon tied around his wrist.

    Such a person must be an aficionado of all things computer, no?

    Wrong.

    For what seemed like an eternity I described the external floppy disk drive to his utter consternation, and just as it seemed a flip chart was necessary, he surrendered and admitted he had absolutely no idea, inkling, of what I was talking about.

    Did I mean one to screw into the CPU? Surely what I was describing did not exist?

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    Confronted with the prospect of being ejected for talking cyber-gobbledegook, I marched out declaiming the ineptitude of PC World.

    What really fuels my fortnight-long tirade is that these stores sell multitudinous boxes of brightly coloured floppy disks, all of which are flanked by rows of gleaming laptops with no floppy disk drives.

    Would BMW stock cars accompanied by staff who did not know what wheels were? Would you have to accept your friend’s offer to send the wheels from another country when they go home (in this case Fnac, in France)?

    It is bonkers beyond belief.

    However, to ease my pain in the meantime, I have found great joy in my new luminous gadget: the laptop hoover, by Digital Daffodil.

    hoover.jpgSince my pentagenarian laptop has not been cleaned in as many years, and as the ominous over-heating alarm strikes up one year after a maintenance holiday, I’m quite determined not to relinquish my laptop without a fight.

    Essentially, the laptop hoover is a tiny device that is powered through the USB hub of the computer, and with two interchangeable heads – one for speakers, one for the keyboard – two power settings, and light to illuminate the pieces of year-old zatar under the keys, it does quite a good job.

    After a lengthy session last night, the speakers that once seemed dusted with flour are new gleaming black once more, the keyboard proudly tinkles without the crackling of unknown foodstuffs, and while the fan still rankles like a Boeing 747, I’m confident the compressed air due today will take care of it.

    Ultimately, a happy computer has made a very happy owner, though I am still toying with the idea of taking said hoover and external floppy disk drive to the stores and frightening the hell out of the Luddites with my technical prowess.

    I wish there could be gadget shops downtown, and not just on the Internet; I would be lost for years in awe and exclamations.