Due to the heightened ingestion of Guy Gavriel Kay novels, the expanse behind my home calls for nothing less than the stance of a (pretend) conqueror, purveying the snowy spoils:
To be fully appreciated, add a dash of Zelmani and revel, for the moment, in pure bliss.
(Bromance and fireside chats of lands lost, optional.)

We only had light snow here!
Ha! It’s because you are on the west coast; the east gets the lovely stuff – you shall mostly have rain
Blv me I`m happy with things as they are! It didn`t stick here and I was happy 4 that
(my daughter refused to talk to me, she thought I prevented snow from coming to her world!)
Hahaha! Bless!