Ah, how I have missed Mark Regev in recent months, his ears extending skywards like twin satellites channeling the steady flow of steaming refuse that emanates from his mouth:

A human rights organization raising money in Saudi Arabia is like a women’s rights group asking the Taliban for a donation.

The above pearl of wisdom was in response to the rising number of human rights organizations gathering information on war crimes committed by Israel during the recent Gaza War.

Groups such as Human Rights Watch, Breaking the Silence and a plethora of Israeli activists have spoken of a government “witch hunt” and perceive a shift by the state towards “anti-democratic” territory.

Which, if we veer into the world of similes in which King Regev reigns supreme, we could define as: “Israel is to democracy what Ahmadinejad is to libertarian anarcho-dandyism” [above].