In a bonkers manner that can only be found in people who are oddly not phased by snakes, I am rather in awe of this mega-serpent and ponder excitedly whether it is real:

I’m thinking not.

Of course, had this been a spider (real or otherwise) I would indubitably be curled up under my desk hugging my knees while rocking and mutely muttering “the legs, so many legs… the pincers… argh…”.